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Hobbit/LotR Masterlist - Gen

Gen (or essentially gen)

Art: Pony!Smaug and Unicorn!Bilbo
Fic Art: Unicorn!Bilbo in the Meadow

A Dragon Sort of Mind: Everyone is a hero in their own view.
A Knotty Problem: It starts when they ask for a comb.
A Molten Song: One of the dwarves practices a less traditional craft.
A Most Glorious Beard: The King Under the Mountain has no facial hair; this doesn't stop his people from believing otherwise.
An Aureate Accord: Smaug the Golden earns his name after Thorin springs his trap.
An Average Hobbit: Like all hobbits, Bilbo is incredibly skilled with ranged weapons.
Don't Mess With Me: Dís' theme song.
Every Fandom Needs a Limerick: Thranduil just wants some respect.
Famous Last Words: My name is Thorin Oakenshield.  You killed my grandfather.  Prepare to die.
Fates of Rust and Bone: Madness and greatness were two sides of the same coin and every time a Durin was born, the Valar held their breath to see which way the coin would fall.
For Family, Sacrifice: Why the stone giants might have been battling.
Halls Beneath the Hill: (canon het); Fifty years before Thorin's Company knocked, the door to Bag End reappeared
Have You Ever Seen the Rain?: Kíli invents an umbrella, but the colors clash.
It Takes a Village: (minor Gimli/Legolas); While imprisoned in Mirkwood, Thorin's company gives Thranduil parenting advice.
Masters of the Obvious: Legolas and Fíli are kindred spirits in all the wrong ways.
More Than Meets the Eye: (minor Kilbo); Fíli and Kíli aren't actually stupid, they're just pretending to be idiots to mess with Thorin's head. It's working.
No More the Hammers Sing: These thirteen are the last.
Not So Delicate: (pre-slash Kilbo) Dwarves don't get sick so Kíli freaks out when Bilbo catches a cold.
Not the Usual Type: Kíli and Fíli get kidnapped but make friends instead.
Of Axes and Arrows: Kíli becomes friends with Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas while in Rivendell and mischief ensues.
Of What Does Evil Dream?: (Implied Ring/bearers); The One Ring is Sauron's rebellious daughter.  Just go with it.
Please Act Now to Claim Your Prize: Thorin's invitation sounds like a scam so no one will agree to join him on his quest.
Relatives and Revelations: (implied Thranduil/Dís); Kíli discovers that he's actually half elf.  His father grovels.
Strangers at the Door: (canon Lobelia/Otho); Gandalf forgot to remove the mark on Bilbo's door, Lobelia is not impressed.
The Better Part of Valor: The BoFA takes a very different turn when Dis arrives to collect her wayward children.
The One Who Had Been King: (Gimli/Legolas); The Fellowship finds Thorin in Moria and he joins them on their quest.
The Search for Mad Baggins: (established Thilbo); Frodo and company go on a quest to find Bilbo Baggins, who ran off with dwarves one morning and was never seen again.
The Trouble With Maps: Thorin is directionally-challenged but insists on choosing the path.
Those Without a Home: If you ever meet a hobbit, give him what he asks for and be grateful for your life.
What Price Memory: (past Bilbo/Durin of your choice); Some wounds do not stop bleeding; Bilbo knows this well.

Meanwhile, Back in the Shire... Gossip is Serious Business in the Shire so when Bilbo leaves, everyone has something to say.
Flibbertigibbet: Bilbo Baggins returns to the Shire.  Cue rampant gossip and wild speculation from everyone around.

On The Day The Mountain Burned: (Various minor pairings); None of Thorin's companions will ever forget the day the dragon came.

Dwalin, Dori & Nori, Glóin, Bombur, Ori, Bofur, Balin, Fíli, Bifur, Kíli, Óin, Thorin

The Names That We Must Carry: (Minor Elves/Kíli, Ambiguous & Implied Pairings) Oakenshield is not the only byname carried by members of Thorin's company. Some are badges of honor and some their owners just wish they could live down.

Kíli, Óin, Bifur, Glóin, Dwalin, Ori, Bombur, Nori, Fíli, Balin, Bofur, Thorin, Dori, Bilbo

(Other/Multiple Pairings)